Thursday 5th March 2015 - The Runners
To be fair, all they are doing is innocently running to catch a train. But they really do wind me up. Why not walk like the rest of us, hmm? The trains are every two minutes ... if that. So don't bash me with your bag as you whip on past mate.
There's a sort of selfish feeling of happiness which one experiences when the runners don't make it onto the train that they SO DESPERATELY need to be on. So then they have to wait awkwardly whilst those of us who have leisurely watched their failure whilst enjoying the stroll, catch up.
^^ This sounds alot less mean in my head than it does on paper. I'm not actually a cruel person, I promise.