Friday 8th May 2015 - Phones
I have come to terms with the fact that technology hates me.
During the last two months, 3 phones have escaped from my clutches. All three have been misplaced on nights out, admittedly, but still that is quite unlucky.
As a serial phone-loser, it really irritates me when people respond to my loss in the following ways:
a) “I’ve never lost my phone”. HOW? I literally cannot imagine how this is possible.
b) “I lost my phone, and then found it”. Back in the UK, I also misplaced several phones. And over the whole course of my phone-losing career, I have never EVER found a phone. Proving, therefore, that the lord of technology is not on my side.
In conclusion, it’s not my fault.