Thursday 14th May 2015 - Lift Buttons

In my lift there’s a wee sign which claims that the buttons are sterilised every hour.

1. This is a little over the top, no? Surely there are more important things to do.

2. I think it's a lie, because not once in my 6 months of habitation have I seen someone sterilise those buttons. Not once my friend. Never mind every flipping hour.