Saturday 4th July 2015 - Durien

I am single-handedly leading a boycot against Durien. It’s a big, ugly fruit which smells like sick and I don't like it. If they ditched the durien and ridiculous number of ferror rochers, my supermarket would free up a lot of space. Maybe they could even find a small corner to start stocking some hummus. What a dream that would be.