Saturday 18th July 2015 - Wellington Boots

Some people are just bloody ridiculous.

Allow me to set the scene for you. We are in Hong Kong. It’s 8 o’clock in the evening, 29 degrees C and as humid as a flipping sauna. There are two items of clothing which are not necessary in this climate.

1. woolen tights

2. wellington boots

So I’m coming home from the gym, and I see a woman wearing both of these items. I kid you not. How is she not a puddle on the floor? I still don’t have the faintest clue. Take a trip to Yorkshire mate, then you’ll understand the need for tights.

As for the wellies, I mean, please. I just can’t … TAKE THEM OFF. It ain’t raining. And even if it was, you’re not a bloody farm. Wellington boots are, point blank, out of place in a city.

If I see her again, I might have to say something because it’s just madness.