Saturday 15th August 2015 - Red Rain

Working on Saturdays is the bane of my life. So this morning when the heavens opened and the red rain warning was hoisted, my excitement levels started to rise. I sat at the window all morning, relishing the darkness of the sky and leaping around with happiness whenever there was a flash of lightening.

But of course the rain just couldn’t make the effort, and make it to black level. No no, that would have been too much of a dream.

Red rain on a Saturday is like taunting a donkey with a carrot. For gods sake, why go to all the effort. Just don't bother raining, and save all the water up for next Saturday.

Stupid rain.