Sunday 8th November 2015 - Calamari

Feeling rather concerned about the amount of calamari I have devoured this weekend. It’s a real possibility that I will start sprouting tentacles in the coming week, which, despite my deep-rooted love of squid, isn’t an idea I’m too keen on.

If someone is to blame for my squid binge, it’s the chef at Deliciousland. What’s Deliciousland? It’s only bloody heaven on earth. If heaven’s specialty was calamari around the clock, that is. I can’t actually bring myself to tell you where this paradise is, because you might eat all the calamari and then what am I supposed to do? But hey, I’ll make a deal with you. If we’re ever out together and calamari is what your heart desires, then I will drop all plans to have a romantic tentacley dinner with you.

Calamari 4ever.