Wednesday 9th December 2015 - Umbrellas

Soho's narrow winding streets are cute and nice. Crucially however, cramped on a sunny day.

Oh yeah, let’s open the heavens and throw brollys into the mix – great idea. Never before did I imagine my life ending at the hands of an umbrella but my head has very narrowly escaped being impaled at least 4 times in the past hour. Plus my arms and the contents of my bag are wet because bloody Niagara Falls shot off the end of a market stall and drenched me.

I’m soothing myself with a sizeable cappuccino with tonnes of chocolate on top because hey, life’s too short for healthy coffee.