Monday 11th January 2016 - CELEBRATION

Crack open the champers and unleash the doves, because I'M AN ASSISTANT EDITOR! YIPPEEEEE!

I will, of course, be continuing to update you with my thoughts on a daily basis because a) I know how upset you'd all be if I didn't, and b) it would be criminal not to record my incredible capacity for self-embarrasment somewhere.

Now please excuse me whilst I burst with excitement and dance around my mousehole xxxxxx