Friday 4th September 2015 - Junkzilla
1 x bank holiday 6 x junk boats 5 x floral head garlands 200 x people As you can imagine, it was carnage. There was a lovely man who took...
Friday 3rd July 2015 - Junk Boat #10
Do take fun head wear. For example, a floral garland or a funny hat. This is great fun when you're a couple of beers down the line....
Thursday 2nd July 2015 - Junk Boat #9
Don't drink copious amounts of gin and tequila the night before a junk. Having woken up late, running to the pier was probably the most...
Wednesday 1st July 2015 - Junk Boat #8
Do shut your eyes as you are thrown from a banana boat. If you fail to execute this action in time, your eyes will be filled with salt...
Tuesday 30th June 2015 - Junk Boat #7
Do be wary of DJ's trying to unhook your bikini top as you leap from the top of the boat. I have now bought an UNHOOKABLE bikini top to...
Monday 29th June 2015 - Junk Boat #6
Do keep your eye on the location of your original junk boat, which has all of your belongings on it. Should you decide to swim over to a...
Sunday 28th June 2015 - Junk Boat #5
Do approach junk season as a work out in itself. We all woke up with aching limbs the next day, so why bother hitting the gym beforehand?...
Saturday 27th June 2015 - Junk Boat #4
Don’t sit on the edge of the boat whilst in motion. One of our members learnt the hard way that gravity is not forgiving, even if trying...
Friday 26th June 2015 - Junk Boat #3
Do invite someone who can backflip off the top deck of the boat. This provides great entertainment, and is best enjoying floating around...
Thursday 25th June 2015 - Junk Boat #2
Do wear factor 50. It may seem laughable, however you will come back to shore looking like a lobster if you opt for anything less. It's...
