Tuesday 30th June 2015 - Junk Boat #7
Do be wary of DJ's trying to unhook your bikini top as you leap from the top of the boat. I have now bought an UNHOOKABLE bikini top to...
Monday 29th June 2015 - Junk Boat #6
Do keep your eye on the location of your original junk boat, which has all of your belongings on it. Should you decide to swim over to a...
Sunday 28th June 2015 - Junk Boat #5
Do approach junk season as a work out in itself. We all woke up with aching limbs the next day, so why bother hitting the gym beforehand?...
Saturday 27th June 2015 - Junk Boat #4
Don’t sit on the edge of the boat whilst in motion. One of our members learnt the hard way that gravity is not forgiving, even if trying...
Friday 26th June 2015 - Junk Boat #3
Do invite someone who can backflip off the top deck of the boat. This provides great entertainment, and is best enjoying floating around...
Thursday 25th June 2015 - Junk Boat #2
Do wear factor 50. It may seem laughable, however you will come back to shore looking like a lobster if you opt for anything less. It's...
Wednesday 24th June 2015 - Junk Boat #1
Don’t jump in with a rubber ring around your waist. It may seem like the best option safety-wise a couple of beers down the line, however...
Thursday 4th June 2015 - Visitors
I'm tapping out for 2 weeks kids, as my best friend and other half is now on HK soil and so I must devote all of my time to persuading...
Wednesday 3rd June 2015 - Umbrellas
Fake tan faux pas are all around in the UK. I once dyed my eyebrows ginger by accident with the stuff. It happens to the best of us. In...
Tuesday 2nd June 2015 - Grey
If you're planning a visit to HK any time soon, here's a handy tip. DO NOT PACK ANYTHING GREY. It turns out that grey is the very least...
